"I Don't Have The Time or The Crayons to Explain This to You"
Army / XS
$30.99
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Lightweight, soft, and confident — this short sleeve tee speaks with a wink. Made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the crew-neck silhouette sits neatly under a jacket or on its own. The bold, black typographic design reads like a quick, clever retort: short, sharp, and impossible to ignore. It settles into everyday life — worn on commutes, at casual meetings, or during low-key weekends — for people who value honesty served with humor. The breathable fabric and side seams keep the shirt looking structured even after repeated wear, while the tear-away label and ribbed collar keep comfort front and center. If you lean toward dry humor and straightforward style, this tee becomes part of your regular rotation: easy to pair, easy to wear, and quietly assertive.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- High-quality printed labels and sleeves via DTF or DTG depending on provider
- REACH certified; blanks sourced from Honduras; age: adults
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
"I Don't Have The Time or The Crayons to Explain This to You"
$30.99
Sale price
$30.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Side seams and shoulder tape for long-lasting shape and stable fit
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- High-quality printed labels and sleeves via DTF or DTG depending on provider
- REACH certified; blanks sourced from Honduras; age: adults
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean