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Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt
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  • Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt
  • Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt
  • Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt
  • Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt
  • Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt
  • Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt
Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt

Mind Your Business "My Wife Is Expensive" Tee - Funny Pole Dancer Shirt

$30.99
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ColorArmy

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Fit, fabric & care

Fit: Use the size chart provided in each listing to find your best fit. Compare the measurements to a shirt you already own. If you are between sizes or prefer a roomier fit, consider sizing up.

Fabric & print: Our Bella+Canvas T-shirts are made with soft, high-quality fabric and printed using DTG (direct-to-garment) technology. The ink is printed directly into the fabric fibers rather than sitting on top like a vinyl transfer, creating a smooth feel and durable finish. Fabric composition may vary by color. Sweatshirts and specialty garments may use a different premium blank; see the product details for the exact garment.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid bleach and do not iron directly over the printed design.

Great for: Everyday wear, gifts, school spirit, game day, holidays, teams, clubs, and celebrating the people and interests that matter to you.
Full product details
This lightweight jersey tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude for the wearer who wants to joke confidently without saying much. A strong silhouetted graphic of a pole dancer paired with the phrase “MIND YOUR BUSINESS” arching above and “MY WIFE IS EXPENSIVE” set below makes a clear, humorous statement. The clean black-on-white print reads well from a distance and pairs easily with denim, layered flannels, or a casual jacket. Breathable fabric and a classic crew neckline keep the tee comfortable for long days or late nights out. It’s for someone who enjoys playful, slightly edgy humor and wants a wardrobe piece that starts conversations and gets a laugh.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella Canvas 3001) — lightweight and breathable
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for added durability and comfort
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified and responsibly manufactured
- Print produced using crisp DTF/DTG techniques for detailed, high-contrast graphics

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

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